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I thought I would add to the Chuck roitluevon:Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms, condoms use Chuck Norris.Iraq uses Chuck Norris' pee instead of Uranium to make Nuclear bombs.The only reason for global warming is because Chuck Norris went on a world tour and caused a climate change!Chuck Norris can't have an orgasm, because his orgasm would be too ashamed to make an appearance!The Grand Canyon was caused by Chuck Norris taking a pee in some open field!